Elizabeth Alarcón

👾 Taking care of the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.

Hey there, I'm Elizabeth. 👋🏼
I grew up in the Bay Area and made it to the desert a few years ago.

I love carbs - it's pretty much my favorite food group.

I've always been into creative things - writing, photography, etc. I was an emcee + musician and did that for a while before transitioning into other creative endeavors. But let's be honest, I'm still a pretty savvy wordsmith and can bang on some keys like nobody's biz. These days, you can find me working on all sorts of projects; but no matter what it is, I'm always trying to inject some fun and humor into it.

PS.

It's Van Halen not Van Hagar. 🎸
Pineapple does belong on pizza. 🍍🍕😋
Hot sauce is always a good idea. 🌶
Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks. 🧜🏼‍♀️☕️🙅🏻‍♀️
...and yes the golden lowrider VW bug is mine.😎🪲