Tony 2tone

I once smelled a Sasquatch's crotch on 2nd when I was way the fuck on 4th street and before I could figure out how to curb-check myself and finally put an end to the taste of a Saint Bernards wet asshole hole smashed between a obese woman’s legs for the summer I seen that hairy 9ft rapist get abducted by some little queer looking extra-incest-terrestrials that musta all shopped on the same damn SCUBA website on the inter webs. Matter fact one of them little green knob bobblins told me them wet suits were fer a holiday they were taking to that city of Atlantis, you know that gold one from the little mermaid cover with the dick on it? Yeah that entire group of mini slap nuts were meeting ol’ Nessy there because apparently their idea of relaxation was drinking up that super old brontosaurus bitch’s breast milk.

I apologize for rambling but here is the juicy stuff😈

I’m an assistant to the manager at big lots

I started a nonprofit that’s goal is to explain the difference between a gerbil and a hamster to the entire world by first going door-to-door with all 73 of my furry bffs in my sweatpants.

Oh, I also I collect stamps

And yes ladies somehow I’m still single.
Probably because I haven't found a gal or guy that could put a flame to sally Jesse Raphael so I’m taking resumes maybe you are my smelly jazzabelly